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Robocop 2014 ReviewRobocop (2014)Robocop 2014 Review by RFS421
Let's get my opinion of the movie out of the way first, I thought it sucked. Going into more detail the Robocop remake failed completely at being half as entertaining and interesting as the original was losing many of the elements that made that film so much fun. Where the original film was a biting satire of nineteen-eighties corporate culture and over the top violence the remake contains some tepid “satire” of militarism but is too dickless to pursue it beyond its ten minute mark. Where in the eighties the titular Robocop engaged in exciting, and delightfully violent, heroics in the PG-13 remake he shoots stun bullets, fights robots, and only has his bloody shootouts in pitch black darkness.
But these things I could live with, maybe, if the story and characters were engaging. Beyond Gary Oldman's admittedly commendable performance there is little to be said about any of the other characters who are neither likeable nor reprehensible. One of the biggest flaw